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Jennifer Lopez and Alex O'Loughlin have some chemistry, but the supporting cast makes this movie fun. Michaela Watkins, Noureen DeWulf, Anthony Anderson, and Jennifer Cox put the 'comedy' in this romantic comedy. Sadly they were only in half the film










The plot seems to drift aimlessly for the first half of the movie, with none of the characters being compelling enough to take ownership of the story. The second half is somewhat better, but can't save this film from feeling very bland.










Lots of recognizable B actor names on this one, and a potentially good sounding plot. All of that is ruined by atrocious voice-overs and bad acting. The director needs to look at Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball for an example of how to quickly introduce assassins.










A solid historical drama. Helena Bonham Carter is charming as 15 year old Lady Jane Grey, and Cary Elwes is pretty good as well. The story is interesting enough, and seems to be fairly true to history.










Starts out okay and goes downhill from there - Morgan Freeman ends up being the only good thing about this film. Flaws include: supposedly elite henchmen bumbling every task, stubborn superman dad, annoying kid, shoehorned love interest.










A great gritty and realistic war film. Provoking, more like a documentary than an action movie. Definitely compelling, but not fast paced










Prequel to Cube, though not as good - but it was slightly better than Cube 2: Hypercube. The first half of the movie could have been condensed into ten minutes. All the fights are horrible, and the dreams are pointless, though the ending is fitting










As mentioned in the film, parts of Josh Harris's projects remind me of Andy Warhol's "Factory". This fascinating documentary not only explores the advent of the social Internet, but also addresses the influence on real people and their privacy/sanity










A decent suspense/adventure film, with a bit of action in the mix. The ending was unexpectedly good, and set up to allow a cool sequel.










Based on Cube, but not as good as the original. They made the mechanics of the cube a bit too esoteric and disparate, thus less compelling. The cast, while more colorful than the original, was unnecessarily large. The ending felt very rushed










A neat thriller with an interesting and unique premise. The acting wasn't great, but sufficient to support the overall plot. It also felt like Maurice Wint's character(the cop) was used to bludgeon the story into an unnatural direction toward the end










The beginning and end are entertaining, but the middle is incongruous with the nosy young girl. The plot might have worked with a different casting choice - but Eliza Bennett wasn't right for the part. This movie is no Leon: The Professional










Straight up slasher movie - killing people at a breakneck pace with little attention to plot or acting. Epic ending, fitting for such a movie.










Relegated to the "movies so bad they're funny" bin. Nothing the least bit compelling or realistic - with atrocious acting and dialog, and a ludicrous plot. The action sequences resemble children playing cops and robbers.










Has a gritty indie vibe, with good action and cool locations. A few weird behaviors by Frida Snow's character - she seems to have a huge conscience for an assassin, and gets whiny when shot. There is also an incongruous sex scene in the middle
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November 8, 2011
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October 21, 2011
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October 18, 2011
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